Every Show...PR drama

I had some unrealistic dreams when I was a child. I wanted to be a superstar. Later I realized that celebrities are products for the masses to lust after, because sex drives everyone and only fools or crazies believe in love.
When I was young, I expected to become a boy. Now it’s clear to me: It’s not at all important to be a man or a woman.Everyone has to sell something in order to gain an easier life. Some sell their bodies, some sell their art.
What a shame it would be to have nothing to sell. I don’t care how others criticize me. We live in a world where each person takes what he needs.
I am not paid to do my show here. I pay the pianist to accompany me. I don’t sing for my bread and butter. What I need is for everyone to play this game with me. The audience is only a stage prop. Life is so boring, we need to rescue ourselves.
I will never join a masquerade or a carnival. I have the magic to turn you into a frog or any other kind of insect. I can insult everything in an instant. I don’t feel upset at the end of each show. It’s fine for me to go back to reality for a week, until the next performance.
Please make my story more fantastic. Please feel free to tell lies.
No one really loves truth, and the fairy tales are truth.